#Politics – Election Party Card Game Now Available in ‘Print-and-Play’

Election Party (the card game for charismatic sociopaths) can now be purchased in electronic form, if you’re either a cheapskate or want to scope it out before shelling out for the hardcopy.

PDF version on sale HERE.

Hardcopy on sale HERE.

THE CARD GAME FOR CHARISMATIC SOCIOPATHS

Make Politics Fun Again
Play your part
Argue your platform
Survive your scandals
Win at democracy

10 CANDIDATE CARDS

With characters ranging to The Celebrity to the Social Justice Warrior to the Dull Moderate, these 10 Candidate Cards will assign you parts to play that will make you fight to be the best political candidate in the room. How will you get the most votes and win the hearts of the masses? Will you give the best speeches or become a punchline? 

70 POLICY CARDS

Will you declare war on Mars? Expand drone warfare? Enact Fully Automated Luxury Communism? Ban the Internet? Whatever your Policy Cards are, you must argue them better than the other players. You may randomly pick a Policy Card. You also may have a Policy Card assigned to you out of cruelty. The rules may change, just like democracy.

20 SCANDAL CARDS

Is your political career over? It may be if you don’t have a good response to these Sandal Cards. Perhaps you straight-up murdered a guy. Maybe you had your nudes leaked. Maybe you said something offensive on Twitter a long time ago. You’re going to have to manipulate your way out of this one!

#RPG – Soon… (soon being a relative term for me)

#RPG – Hentacle Censored on Onebookshelf Sites

TL;DR version – Hentacle has been taken down from OBS sites after what appears to be a malicious report. I plan to give it away, soliciting donations, some of which will go to the Darkzel scholarship fund.

Also, we need a new, alternative sales platform.

#Fiction Old, Fat Punk Released

Derek, Tim and ‘Trol’ are three ageing rebels, hitting their fifties. Disillusioned by the way the world has turned out and the frustration of their teenage dreams of a better life or a revolution.

All they have left are stories of past glory and pints of cheap beer at one of the last punk-pubs in London.

Watching a riot unfurl on television, to no point and no effect, their frustration boils over and they decide to do something futile and stupid, a grand, nihilistic gesture of futility.

Comedy, social and political satire, and frustration all meet in this story of a ‘revolutionary caper’

 

Smashwords

Amazon

Lulu (Hardcopy)

Drivethrufiction

Introducing FOAMY-OS, a REVOLUTION in Creativity & Inclusiveness!

Final Straw Deluxe available in Hardcopy

Again, a bit pricey for those outside the states due to shipping, alas.

Still, here it is. Final Straw, the satirical card/dice game of school shootings and their aftermath.

Buy it HERE.

I shall be working to make deluxe version of Lady Bexington’s Home for Wayward Zombies and Steamed available in the near future.

Blood Tales: Clearing RELEASED!

An Adventure for Blood! that takes us to a dystopian future where university places are so rare that the only way someone from a poor or middle class family can afford to go is if they submit themselves to the ‘Clearing’ system. A battle to the death for the prize of a higher education.

Battle Royale meets University Challenge on a remote island.

How badly do you want that degree?

Get it HERE