Filthy Shades Cliche – RELEASED!

Filthy Shades Cliché

The Story RPG of Florid Erotica

From a challenge by Greywulf

This game is Rough as Toast, conceived of and written in an evening. It only cost you a buck though, so quit your foul whining.

Now you too can spend an evening with a pliant friend, coming up with cliched and sickeningly trite erotic scenes. Maybe you’ll sell billions of quid’s worth of pocket-fumbling mummy porn*. Who knows?

*Porn for mums, not porn about mummies. Better make that clear, this being the internet.

Two players, literary skill a potential handicap, set up and play in minutes. Plays well online/forum/email.

ADULTS ONLY!

You can buy it HERE (PDF, Drivethru/RPGnow exclusive)

Tentacles? I’m Getting Deja Vu

So… THIS popped up on my stream today.

I was, shall we say, nonplussed.

I was also nonplussed, but not surprised, to see the RAAAAAGE going on HERE and HERE about it.

From what I can see this game is really, tame as anything. There’s no graphic depictions here, it’s pretty much suggestive and there’s certainly no ‘Carrots’ cards amongst this lot, and yet RAGE.

Personally? Well, I suppose I’m a little upset that someone else is taking my idea commercial. Over it’s lifespan the rights to Hentacle have been negotiated with three separate companies, all of whom chickened out at one hurdle or another. Now, not only have Soda Pop made tens of thousands of dollars from a crowdsourcing, but they’re going to make a shitpile more money from a much tamer execution of a game idea that’s so damn close to mine it’s painful.

Do I begrudge ’em? No. Not really. I’m just annoyed at seeing another success story go past with ideas stemming from or similar to mine. It’s happened before (Munchkin) and I’m sure it’ll happen again. I’m just one unlucky motherfucker apparently.

I’ve backed ’em and best of luck to ’em.

They’re still idea-stealing bastards though.

Give a washed up old game designer a break and BUY Hentacle or Cthentacle while you’re at it, eh?

Cthentacle: Spankham Asylum Preview!

Only the clean stuff, obviously… here’s some inks of the characters, clicking should show you the bigger version: