Blood!: Sweet Zombie Jesus

“Easter is when we celebrate Jesus coming back. We just never expected to take it so literally, or for it to be a matter that was most definitely NOT a cause for celebration. When he came back this time the dead came to life with him, rapidly overtaking Jerusalem and spreading out in all directions. Apparently his old man has decided its time for humanity to come to an end and this tide of the dead is his way of wiping the planet clean again. Well, fuck that. Let’s get this sandal-wearing carpenter back in his tomb, where he belongs.”

Jesus has returned to Earth, as a flesh-eating monster, head of an army of the resurrected who are spreading out from the Middle East and overrunning the earth.

The terrible thing is that all these dead souls who have risen again retain their intelligence and ability to communicate, just not control over their bodies. They know what they’re doing and they hate it… these tormented. What’s even more disturbing is that nobody appears to have been raptured and nobody is being spared. Everyone is falling beneath the teeth and nails of the dead and swelling their ranks with every casualty.

In order to stem the tide of death and save the world, the secret occult intelligence services of the Earth have cobbled together a squad of Jews, Pagans, Atheists and Satanists who have been assigned to hook up with a Mossad operations team in what remains of the necropolis of Jerusalem, to track down the resurrected Jesus and destroy him, saving the world.

Zombies
The zombies use the normal average zombie states. While the minds and vocal chords are still intelligent and despairing, the bodies are primitive and incapable of using high tech weaponry. However, unlike normal zombies, these zombies can keep coming despite being shot in the brain or cut into pieces. If anything is severed it keeps coming as a ‘Body Part’ (which is available as a Freakshow)

Jesus

He hasn’t come spreading peace this time, he’s come bearing a sword. Jesus is immune to all weapons except those made of wood or metal piercing weapons such as spears, nails or arrows. He can be repulsed by a cross if he fails a Willpower roll – unpleasant memories. Jesus can walk on liquids and transmute one liquid into another liquid. If he takes a whole turn to act he can completely reconstitute and heal an undead nearby. He can only be destroyed by being physically annihilated.

Strength 70
Stamina 90
Agility 50
Perception 60
Intelligence 60
Pain Threshold 100
Willpower 90
Luck 70
Movement 2/4/10/20
Actions 4
Damage Bonus +1d4
Energy Points +5
H2H +5
Exert Strength 55%
Initiative +0
Shock Survival 115%
Toxin Resistance 120%
Hear/Sight/Smell/Taste/Touch: 80/80/50/50/50

HP 72
BP N/A

Skills
Craft (Carpentry) 20%
Dodge 25%
Entertainment (Stage Magic) 55%
Theology (Christian) 100%
Judge Character 100%
Languages: Hebrew, Aramaic, Greek 100%
Leadership: 80%
Local History: 60%
Public Speaking: 90%

Bite: 45 – Actions 4 – Damage 1d6+1d4 – Blade/Bite1
Claw: 65 – Actions 1 – Damage 2d4 – Blade/H2H

As for the non-Christian commando team, I would suggest getting inspiration from Clive Barker’s Jericho.

New Release: Freakshow – Barbskin Demon

This Freakshow presents the Barbskin Demon, a supernatural powerhouse of destruction. It is statted for Blood! and for two leading OGL systems (Modern and Runic)

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Blood Tales: The End

The End is set in the immediate aftermath of a zombie rising. The characters are a mismatched band of survivors, trapped in a fortified house on a housing estate in rural England. This is a small market town, not a metropolis and not somewhere where it might be easy to tool up with weapons and take on the zombie hordes.

With food and water running out the radio finally crackles into life, an army signal, looking for survivors but camped out at the church, the church on the other side of town…

Written for Blood! but comes bundled with Freakshow: Zombies to make conversion to modern OGL or the RuneQuest OGL easier.

If you buy before the end of the month it’s half price as part of Schlocktoberfest!

Love and bunnies,

Grim

Freakshow: Zombies



This creature release in the Freakshow line provides statistics, background information and adventure seeds for Zombies, the shambling horde of relentless undead so popular in games and film.

Freakshow is designed for use with the two leading OGL rules systems and with the Blood! roleplaying game.

The Zombie is a ‘creature’ from the Blood! corebook and the material here is reproduced with statistics for the two leading OGL systems.

 

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Freakshow: Vampires



This creature release in the Freakshow line provides statistics, background information and adventure seeds for Vampires, bloodsucking fiends of the night.

Freakshow is designed for use with the two leading OGL rules systems and with the Blood! roleplaying game.

Vampires are creatures from the Blood! corebook and the material here is reproduced with statistics for the two leading OGL systems.

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Freakshow: Vampire Brains



This creature release in the Freakshow line provides statistics, background information and adventure seeds for Vampire Brains, psionic predators on memory and mind.
Freakshow is designed for use with the two leading OGL rules systems and with the Blood! roleplaying game.
The Vampire Brain is a ‘creature’ from the Blood! corebook and the material here is reproduced with statistics for the two leading OGL systems.

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Freakshow: The Seldom Seen


 

This creature release in the Freakshow line provides statistics, background information and adventure seeds for The Seldom Seen, a race of flesheating ‘goblins’.

Freakshow is designed for use with the two leading OGL rules systems and with the Blood! roleplaying game.

The Seldom Seen are a race from the Blood! corebook and the material here is reproduced with statistics for the two leading OGL systems.

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