Board & Card Games at TheGameCrafter

Recently I uploaded three of my board/card games to The Game Crafter which allows for Print on Demand board and card games to be created. The only outstanding board/card game of mine that I haven’t yet uploaded is Lady Bexington’s Home for Wayward Zombies and that’s because the sales on this site – so far – don’t allow for it. I thought,though, it might be useful for people to get a look at what you get for your money and for me to offer a presentation both on the games themselves and on The Game Crafter as a site for offering POD board/card games through.

Steamed is my simple, fast game of steam-powered mecha duelling. The card quality is excellent, though the cutting is a little bit rough around the edges. The game board isn’t that thick but that’s not really a problem for this game. They offer larger boards for bigger games which look to be of greater thickness/quality. The cards are big and very well printed with excellent quality, though they are just a tiny bit thin for the card stands. Out of the box this isn’t a problem but later on with wearing you may find the cards sliding free of the holders. This version includes the Tactical Cards expansion, which are the little cards you see in the middle.

Steamed sells at TGC for $17.99 (Around £12.00, but shipping outside the US is a bitch).

Cthentacle is the successor game to Hentacle and, overall, much better executed. This version of the game includes every character and every card from every set, along with all the optional rules. That’s a shitload of cards. Again the print quality is excellent though the cards are just the slightest bit thin. The cutting issues show up a bit more on the black-edged cards but really don’t look that bad. I consider this to be the definitive and best edition of Cthentacle, though I’m under no illusions that most people buy it to actually play 😛

Cthentacle sells at TGC for $34.99 (Around £24.00 but, again, shipping outside the US is a bitch).

Final Straw is my game of highschool shooting satire. It was always going to be a controversial topic and I somewhat misjudged the American market. Europeans often find the whole US gun culture darkly amusing (gallows humour). The game is actually more about the aftermath and the blame game that goes on. In the Game Crafter edition the quality of the game comes through much better and the game pieces are excellent, though the little plastic round tokens are a little thin. The dice and the ‘meeple’ are great. Again the black border shows up the cutting issues, but these are minor. I would hope that the quality and value comes through in the hardcopy version.

Final Straw sells at TGC for $29.99 (Around £20.00 but, yet again, shipping outside the US is a bitch).

The Game Crafter is great for running off proofs but does not seem to have anything like the same through-traffic that sites like RPGNOW and Drivethru do. There are promotional tools but they seem to have limited impact. For POD the quality can’t be beaten and it is probably worth taking demo sets that you get printed off to proof the games to conventions and so on. The major sticking point for anyone outside the USA is that the shipping costs are exorbitant. To order Cthentacle on non-priority, non-tracked post via USPS to the UK is $25.00 (£17.00!).  By comparison, I could ship through a discount shipping service, such as MyHermes, from the UK to the US for £3-4 ($6.00 or so).

For people outside the US TGC is only really an option for proofs of games and the die-hard fan. They really need to find either:

a) Other shipping services.
b) A European print partner.

Continental Europe is nuts for card/board games, surely there must be someone out there who’d partner with TGC?

Meanwhile, please buy these. I have fun making card and board games and want to make more!

PURCHASE BOARD/CARD GAMES

 

Final Straw Deluxe available in Hardcopy

Again, a bit pricey for those outside the states due to shipping, alas.

Still, here it is. Final Straw, the satirical card/dice game of school shootings and their aftermath.

Buy it HERE.

I shall be working to make deluxe version of Lady Bexington’s Home for Wayward Zombies and Steamed available in the near future.

Final Straw: Highschool Revenge



!!!WARNING!!!

Final Straw is an extremely adult game depicting gore, violence and controversial political themes hidden underneath the veneer of puerile splatterpunk entertainment. You are very likely to be offended by this game on several levels and Postmortem Studios accepts no responsibility for your reaction if you buy it and are disgusted/upset/go insane.

This game should not be purchased by anyone under the age of 18, though, given that our perverse society has less of a problem with violence than sex, 15 would probably be considered alright, at least in Europe, but then we’re all wrong-headed liberal swine who eat babies over here, right?

Yeah, so, anyway, on your own head be it. Don’t say you weren’t warned.


Highschool…

The cliques, the sneering teachers, the bullying, the pressure to conform… it’s more than anyone should have to take, more than they can take and sooner or later, something… something is going to snap.

Your mind.

One wedgie, one swirlie, one spitwad, one insult too many and something primal trips over in your mind. These bastards need to DIE, every last one of them is a waste of perfectly good atoms and they’ve made your life a living hell these past few years. Time for some payback, time for some REVENGE!

Maybe, maybe they’ll actually realise why you went bugf*ck insane, or maybe – and more likely – they’ll blame computer games, roleplaying games, card games, music, trenchcoats, a lack of faith or the fact that teachers aren’t routinely armed with M60s.

Still, you can hope.

Final Strawis the gratuitously violent and satirical card game of highschool revenge. It requires a cynical, and sick, sense of humour and is suitable for up to four players with a single pack.In the zip file you get…

  • 96 cards (12 pages) of black and white artwork by Darkzel at 150 dpi.
  • An eight page booklet of rules and clarifications with our biggest disclaimer ever!
  • The fear and disgust of those who catch you playing the game.

Don’t take my word for it! Just read these testimonials from people who haven’t even seen or played the game!

“There used to be some interesting quotes here from people who had never even seen the game and who, nonetheless, had made terribly disparaging comments about it. Now, one of these people decided to kick up a stink about their words being used ‘for commercial purpose’. (Clearly not because it made them look silly, oh no). You know when a TV show gets pulled off the air, despite having millions of happy viewers, just because two people wrote in and complained because they saw the faint outline of a nipple during a shower scene? Yeah. Like that. Now, personally speaking I find this hilarious. Here’s a game, ostensibly about school shootings but more accurately about media hysteria and moral panic and what do we get? Yeah, panic and hysteria. Priceless isn’t it? Regardless, you can imagine the sort of things that were said: ‘disgusting’, ‘awful’, ‘morally reprehensible’, you know how it goes. You’ll have to make do with this instead now, another victory for ‘Disgusted of Tunbridge Wells’. Still, enjoy the game, it’s a good one!”

Be part of a new moral panic, get in on the controversy today and buy Final Straw today!.

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